Ocado Group PLC (LSE:OCDO) has issued a teaser, saying it will unveil “the next leap of game-changing technology and innovation” later this month.
“We have a long tradition of solving some of the toughest technology challenges of our age – join us and be among the first to see the next leap in innovation.” the company said, announcing that the virtual product launch would take place on 26 January.
Naturally, the technology company, best known for its robot-infested fulfilment centres (i.e. warehouses), has not revealed what this technology might be, leaving the market to speculate.
If the company is thinking of developing “virtual shopping” it has already been beaten to the punch. Walmart was talking about this as long ago as 2017.
Of course, Ocado could add certain additional features, such as the chance to guess which virtual checkout button will see you stuck behind the technophobic who does not know how to make debit card payments.
Amazon and other delivery specialists have already experimented with delivery by drone so Ocado’s new wheeze maybe something along those lines, although one of its warehouses is in Hatfield, which is a bit close to both Luton and Heathrow airports, which might cause some angst for both airport operators if it means drones are flying over the airports all hours of the day and night.
Still, a distribution centre a few miles from an airport is a better idea than building one right next to a primary school.
Which is why 470 primary school children don’t need an @Ocado distribution centre next to their playground. @IslingtonBC must say #NOcado!
8 days to go. https://t.co/mVQWaCK2nU pic.twitter.com/hBJcmmtBWl
— Andrew Grieve (@AndyGrieveAir) January 6, 2022
Non-fungible tokens (NFTs) are all the rage in some circles and it has been suggested that Ocado’s new technology will enable shoppers to, say, own an apple, or a packet of corn flakes or a leg of lamb without actually ever receiving the product.
This technology would not only scratch the compulsive shopping/instant gratification itch but would also please the ecologists as it saves on the exploitation of the earth’s resources and the digital delivery method will reduce the carbon footprint.
Talking of tree huggers, the vegetarians won’t be pleased if Ocado’s new technology is one that ensures live animals are included with every delivery.
So nice to receive a split box of berries complete with caterpillar this morning ????♂️ @Ocado
Refund requested pic.twitter.com/3cTL8TO37F
— Jack "cicerone" Bremer (@jackbremer) January 6, 2022
What we really need is for Ocado’s technology to come out of the warehouse and into the home, like we were promised in the 50-year old telly series The Jetsons. Robot technology already exists to do the hoovering but what about emptying the dishwasher, bringing the laundry basket down from the bedroom and loading said laundry into the washing machine (lost sock discovery would be a highly desirable feature) and a robot that not only finds out where the remote control has been misplaced but can work out which remote control you actually need?
Sadly, Ocado’s actual idea will probably be boringly sensible and probably related to logistics rather than any of the futuristic gizmos envisaged in The Jetsons; that series was set in 2062 so we should have half of that stuff by now.
In fact, we already have video calls (e.g. Zoom), robotic vacuum cleaners, tablet computers, robotic house assistants, smartwatches, drones, holograms, jetpacks, flat-screen TVs and even the flying car, all of which featured in The Jetsons.
Another feature of The Jetsons was something very akin to Star Trek’s food replicator, which in The Jetsons worked something like a 3D printer; if that’s Ocado’s new technology, it could end up putting its own grocery delivery operations out of business.